forfend: Dictionary.com Word of the Day

November 11, 2009 | 12:00 am
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forfend: to avert; also, to protect or preserve.

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Features: Savage Love:November 11, 2009

November 11, 2009 | 12:00 am
posted by: [info]savagelove

I am a 30-year-old woman, married for five years to a man eight years my senior. Lately I have become more aware that I am turned on by the idea of bondage, specifically men locked up in chastity devices. I am ashamed of myself, because it seems, well, pretty perverse and disturbed.
My husband is a pretty dominant alpha-male type. I am a relatively dominant personality, but I’m a bit submissive around him in order to keep the peace, as he will not tolerate any disagreement in certain situations. So I am wondering: Is this new fetish springing from ...

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John Gebhardt

November 11, 2009 | 03:00 pm
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November 11, 2009 | 07:22 am
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R-Patz & K-Stew: Definitely A Couple!

November 11, 2009 | 05:31 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

Click here for photographic evidence! We hope we don't crash that site sending them too much traffic!

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R-Patz Reveals His Ideal Lady Love!

November 11, 2009 | 05:01 am
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Robert Pattinson is finally dishing about what qualities he loves in the ladies (or fellas?!) and we hope he isn't describing K-Stew!

“I like people who are strong and have a lot of darkness to them,” says RPatz. “If she’s attractive, it doesn’t really matter [if she's a Twilight fan]! I kind of prefer that [women approach me] and if they’re a fan, it’s perfect.”

For someone who supposedly hates attention, he sure is asking for harassment! He'll be lucky if he can walk down the streets without a gaggle of fugly girls at his heels!!!

We hope he's being facetious, but for someone that hawt - we doubt his smarts!

Although he obviously knows he's lacking somehow because R-Patz thinks he's a let down to fans!

“They probably would [be disappointed]! There’s just no way to be what so many people want because everybody has their own view of me….I’ve never got the ‘good-looking guy’ roles before, so that’s saying something,” he continues.

He sure knows how to bring down the party!

You want R-Patz?! Be an ingrate - just like K-Stew!

[Image via WENN.]

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Sad but true...

November 11, 2009 | 12:34 am
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Maybe we can both swim to an island and form a moderate party....

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November 10, 2009 | 11:22 pm
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"It it is time, I suggest, to stop the practice of allowing Muslims to serve in the U.S. military."

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Angry rabbit pinball bumper at 440.

November 10, 2009 | 09:18 pm
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Dan Savage Tells It!

November 10, 2009 | 10:21 pm
Mood: resolved resolved
posted by: [info]wooferstl

Tip o' the hipster hat to the ever-woofy [info]clintswan for cluing me in to Dan's amazingly clear explanation.

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Updating the Minutiae

November 10, 2009 | 10:10 pm
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Twitted throughout the day:

  • 23:25 is home and still finds it true; no man has ever loved me as much as this dog currently does. good to be home. #
  • 00:29 sigh. lost photos again. #
  • 00:33 oh. found them #
  • 09:33 Can be a little schmaltzy. #
  • 10:24 in case you didn't know - Dominican culture has a "dark skin" problem: Sammy Sosa's New Face Shows Problems. snurl.com/t62qu #
  • 11:30 is following the crowd and listening to Owl City's new album. Yup. Postal Service's little brother. #
  • 11:38 hm..did Livejournal just die? It was up 10 minutes ago.... #
  • 11:41 @FagFanRoy mine is up now #
  • 16:08 headed downtown for movie + night shooting but found his camera battery dead. Oh well. #
  • 17:10 started listening to Beyonce's Halo...only to skip over Glee's Halo/Walking on Sunshine mashup. New episode tomorrow! #
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Tuesday evening movie: "Solyaris"

November 10, 2009 | 11:04 pm
posted by: [info]fuzzbearmark

Tonight Roget and I went to see:
"Solyaris" (1973, Dir: Andrei Tarkovsky)
(http://www.amazon.imdb.com/title/tt0069293/)
It's long, slow and beautiful. His films are always challenging.

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The Great Debate

November 10, 2009 | 09:34 pm
Mood: bouncy bouncy
posted by: [info]blueduck37 in [info]politicartoons

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
The Men Who Stare at Votes
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
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Intense!

November 11, 2009 | 01:45 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

This woman is very lucky!

Watch as a woman in Boston narrowly escapes death after falling onto the tracks of the subway (above).

That train driver should get a raise!

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Blaming Leno!

November 11, 2009 | 01:30 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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They're still not feeling the new time slot for Jay Leno!

Bob Prather, the COO of Gray Television, isn't impressed with NBC's decision to move Jay Leno to the 10 p.m. slot as Gray's 10 NBC affiliates are losing revenue and ratings for their late-night news broadcasts. Gray has smaller to mid-size NBC affiliates in cities like Omaha, Madison and South Bend.

Prather says:

"The Leno experiment is not working so far. I'm sure they'll stick with it longer than they need to … their ego won't let them probably get rid of it soon enough. They need some programming pizzazz, which they don't have right now."

Gray's CEO Hilton Howell is slightly more optimistic believing that ratings will perk up when summer rolls around and most programs are in re-runs while Leno will be fresh.

But summer is MONTHS away!

How long do you think Leno will last before NBC gives the show the ax or moves him back to the original time slot?

[Image via FayesVision / WENN.]

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Holly Madison On The New Girls Next Door: Not A Fan!

November 11, 2009 | 01:15 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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Much like us, Holly Madison is not impressed with Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends Crystal Harris and the Shannon twins. In fact, Holly thinks they're copying what she did on the show with Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt.

She says:

“I had a great time with Hef and the girls when they came to see ‘Peepshow’ and hang out in Vegas. I don't watch the other episodes though, because it kind of makes me mad. The girls need to focus on what makes them unique and not doing the same things Bridget, Kendra and I have already done on the show.

"Even camping in the backyard was an idea I had for an episode that we never got around to shooting. And guess what they just showed? The girls camping in the backyard. I don't want to look behind, I want to look forward.”

But the public doesn't seem to care too much as the show is doing pretty well on E! with the new gals.

But Holly has plenty of other things going on right now, notably starring in Peep Show in Las Vegas:

“The ‘toplessness’ is worked into the show very tastefully and I was very controlling about when and how long I would be topless. Not because I am shy about nudity at all, but because I feel there is an effective way to do a burlesque show and then there is a sloppy way. I'm very inspired by Dita Von Teese and people who do it really well.

"Hef really liked the show, but I knew he would. He loves burlesque and the girls in the show are really beautiful. There are contemporary pop songs in the show, but a lot of old school style, too. The Red Riding Hood number reminds me so much of the sexy Red Riding hood Tex Avery cartoons from the 40's that Hef loves.”

Sounds like someone might still have some feelings for Hef? And honey, you're cute and all, but you don't even compare to Dita!

Holly remains focused on her career as an entertainer though, kinda bashing what got her here in the first place - reality television:

“The biggest challenge I have had to face is sticking by who I am and what I want to do. There have been a lot of people trying to push me in different directions, but I had to stay true to my vision of what I wanted to do and how I wanted to brand myself as an entertainer. I can't be another LA reality show girl. There are too many people doing the same thing in that city.”

We do think Vegas suits you, Hols! You're both all about the SEKS!

[Image via Chris Connor / WENN.]

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"Yes, we need a little Christmas — right this very minute!"

November 10, 2009 | 06:00 pm
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Music: DJ Hell — "Electronic Germany"
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ECSTASY

November 10, 2009 | 05:00 pm
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ECSTASY When your happiness creeps others out.

ur happehness just skares me.

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The Real Househusbands Coming Soon?

November 11, 2009 | 01:00 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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It sounds like a nightmare, but it's happening!

Evolution Media, the production company that brought us all The Real Housewives, is now shopping a male version of the reality show.

Princess Banton-Lofters who cast The Real Housewives of Atlanta is also producing the new project entitled Boys Club: ATL also set in Atlanta.

Evolution President Douglas Ross explains:

"We'd obviously admired from afar what Princess did with The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and when she approached us with this idea, it was a slam dunk. Men's lives are as dramatic and interesting as their female counterparts."

Is this something the public wants to see? Really?!

Will U be tuning in to watch the househusbands "dramatic" lives?

[Image via Ken McCoy / WENN.]

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Twilight Author Lands Big Interview

November 11, 2009 | 12:52 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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We gather that for fans of the Twilight saga, there is only one person who slightly overshadows for Robert Pattinson when it comes to their admiration- author Stephenie Meyer.

The creator of the biggest franchise since Harry Potter doesn't really need to do any press events to promote the upcoming second flick based on her series, but she has decided to take on one interview, just for the hell of it.

It's on a little show called The Oprah Winfrey Show!

Stephenie announced the news on her website, saying:

“Since I’m only doing one interview, better make it big. Really big. So … I will be on The Oprah Winfrey Show on Friday, November 13th."

Should be interesting for you fans to get a little perspective of the movies from the author of the books.

Set those TIVOs Twi-Hards!

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The Real Housewives Of Orange County Are Taking Over!

November 11, 2009 | 12:45 am
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Are the Housewives really worth all of this fuss?

Bravo and Sprint are partnering up in a big marketing campaign for the 5th season of The Real Housewives of Orange County.

Sprint will be advertised each week in tagged tune-in spots and billboards and they are also exclusively sponsoring the weekly online webisode series "A Day In The Life" which will follow each of the housewives during "a typical day."

Sprint is also running the Real Housewives Mobile Fan Club that fans can sign up for to receive behind-the-scenes trivia, fun fact messages and other exclusive bonus content.

Do the housewives really have this kind of fan-base?

The Senior VP of Ad Sales for Bravo Media seems to think so:

“Bravo delivers real results for our sponsors and analysis of Nielsen IAG data has shown that brands that reach consumers on multiple platforms produce a greater impact. The Real Housewives franchise is one of the most talked about shows on television today, with a passionate, engaged fan-base that drives ad effectiveness.”

If you say so, lady.

Are U buying in to their latest marketing scheme?

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"Reality", Kardashian Style

November 11, 2009 | 12:37 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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Aw! Some sisterly bonding time…. caught on film!

That's just how the Kardashian's roll!

Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian filmed scenes for Keeping Up With the Kardashians in Santa Monica this morning. Looks like the girls were a tad bit chilly.

Hey, why is there a shipwrecked yacht in Santa Monica?

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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prom date!

November 10, 2009 | 04:53 pm
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Ian McKellen Is Going To Bust Your Windows!

November 11, 2009 | 12:30 am
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When you are BFFs with the Queen of England, you know your opinion holds some weight!

Sir Ian McKellen has always been a supporter of the fight for gay marriage. We feel honored to have someone so influential behind our cause.

However, we can't help but want to ask Ian to simmer down just a tad, as some of his suggestions on how to protest were a bit much.

In a recent interview, Ian talks about the ways people can help the cause.

He says:

"We're . . . discovering who the enemy are, and I do think we do have an enemy. It means that everyone's got to go on fighting. And in what way you fight, well, it depends who you are . . . You can write a letter, you can talk about it to your congressperson . . . you can talk to people in bars . . . Or you can go on marches, or you can go and break windows."

The latter, we feel, won't really do that much good, but the rest of his suggestions we implore you to try!

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Dina Lohan Thinks Michael Lohan's Behavior Is Unforgivable!

November 11, 2009 | 12:22 am
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We've never said this before, but we AGREE with Dina Lohan!

Lindsay's mom is publicy speaking out against ex-husband Michael Lohan and his atrocious actions in releasing private phone calls about his daughter.

"The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low in unforgivable," says Dina. "My ex-husband has been in and out of jail for 10 years. My children and I gave him a chance to get to know them again, and he clearly blew that chance!"

Dina, Lindsay and Lindsay's former assistant/manager, Jenni Muro, are all considering legal action against Michael and Dina has even revealed that Michael shouldn't have even been talking to her on the phone at that time!

She explains:

"I have had a criminal order of protection from the domestic violence sector since 2005 [valid through 2011]. He was not supposed to even be harassing me by phone. My heart is breaking for my children that he could do this. He has no visitation anymore and is six months behind in child support. The authorities have been alerted!"

Poor Lindsay!

With these two whack-jobs as parents, she never had a chance.

We really do hope she's able to get the help that she needs from somewhere!

[Image via FayesVision / WENN.]

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Tilda Swinton, Lesbian Icon

November 11, 2009 | 12:15 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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And she's not even a lesbian! At least we don't think she is.

What we do know is that Tilda Swinton loves her some peen since it was revealed last year that she bangs someone on the side and her husband is OK with it!

We're sure she'd entertain the offer, she doesn't seem like the type of person to let a seksi time pass her by.

The actress was spotted looking rather dapper in London on Monday night.

[Image via WENN.]

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Miss J Is A Dad????

November 11, 2009 | 12:07 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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Things only he would reveal to Tyra Banks.

On Tyra's show Tuesday, Miss J Alexander dropped a bomb on the world - he's the father to a 7-year-old son named Boris!

What?!

While promoting his book, Follow The Model, Miss J explains that he and his ex-boyfriend acted as sperm donors to a French lesbian.

He recalls: "A French lesbian had asked if we would be sperm donors. So we thought, 'OK, you want me to do you?' And she was like, 'Ooooh, I'm not that talented.' So I said, 'Okay fine.' So we did a little test tube."

Wow!

Though not the boy's biological father (his ex, Alex, is), Miss J takes a very active role in the boy's life and insists that some small part of him must have snuck in there. In his book, he writes: "The experience has enriched my life beyond imagination…He insists on wearing nice shoes. I think somehow my fashion genes must have slipped in there."

We're sure his book will sell just a little bit better now with this (non)SHOCKER attached to it!

[Image via WENN.]

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Alice In Wonderland Continues To Come To Life

November 11, 2009 | 12:00 am
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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Check out this new promo poster for the Tim Burton/Disney adaptation of Alice in Wonderland!

It prominently features Helena Bonham Carter as the crazy Red Queen and Anne Hathaway as the slightly more put together White Queen.

We have to say, if nothing else, the production design for this movie looks amazing!

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Kellan Goes Blonde!

November 10, 2009 | 11:52 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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Yum!

Kellan Lutz signed autographs and met some Twihards at the New Moon press tour in San Francisco on Tuesday.

And someone must gotten his hair done in the the Castro because the hottie was sporting some fierce gaylights!

We're loving the honey locks, but where are those abs?!

[Image via WENN.]

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Poor Lolita! Broke Child Actress Swan!

November 10, 2009 | 11:45 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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PETA isn't going to be too happy with what their former campaign spokesmodel is being accused of.

Actress Dominique Swain is apparently broke and neglectful!

The 29-year-old was spotted this weekend at an animal shelter in Malibum where she brought in a box of eight-week-old puppies.

Swain, accompanied by her father, went to turn in the half cocker spaniel puppies that her dog had given birth to and she didn't even bother to have the puppies vaccinated yet.

According to an insider, Dominique "was really strung out and just wanted to dump the puppies there, they had never even been to a vet. She was told that it was crucial that they had their shots at four and eight weeks, and they had to be kept away from the other shelter dogs.”

She was then asked by the volunteers at the non-profit shelter if she could make a donation for the required vaccinations, if not, the volunteers would need to pay for it.

Adds the source, “She said she had no money, despite [driving in] in her BMW. She was really rude. Eventually she said she would make a small donation, but just left the pups there and drove off.”

So sad!

As for the pups, she really should have considered getting her dog spayed before and could have avoided the whole mess.

Seriously, if her dog has more puppies is she just gonna dump them off again?

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Rihanna Goes Hard XXX

November 10, 2009 | 11:37 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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Here's the cover art for Rihanna's new single, Hard.

Pretty racy!

Thoughts???

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Palm Springs - Red

November 10, 2009 | 06:35 pm
posted by: [info]paladincub21

Red Bears Rock.

That's all.

Mike @ In N Out
PS19

The scenery wasn't bad either.

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November 10, 2009 | 06:47 pm
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savagery of capitalism will not be left unpunished


The savagery of capitalism will not be left unpunished


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Palm Springs - Sun

November 10, 2009 | 05:41 pm
posted by: [info]paladincub21

The day was nicer there.

/understatement


PS04

PS01

PS02

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The nanny state.

November 10, 2009 | 05:38 pm
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Twitter Shit Gets Sitcom Deal!

November 10, 2009 | 11:30 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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CBS has picked up Twitter sensation Shit My Dad Says and intends to develop it into a multi-camera sitcom!

The account was started by Justin Halpern, a 28-year old that had to move back in with his parents in San Diego and Tweets his dad's colorful and profane quotes.

Some examples are:

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred-dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you"

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

"Why the fuck would I want to live to 100? I'm 73 and shit's starting to get boring. By the way, there's no money left when I go, just fyi"

It does bring the LOLs!

Shit My Dad Says only launched in August and now has over 700,000 followers and a book deal with Harper Collins!!

Will & Grace's David Kohan and Max Mutchnick are set to executive produce and supervise writing for the family comedy.

Inneresting!

Would U watch this Shit?!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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In Case You Missed It…

November 10, 2009 | 11:24 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

Carrie "Solo Sex Tape Star" Prejean appeared on The View Tuesday morning and it was JUICY!!!!

Check it out (above).

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Will R-Patz Ever Host SNL?!

November 10, 2009 | 11:16 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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With all the broody and moping about, could Robert Pattinson pull off an entire evening of funny - and live?!

R-Patz doesn't think so, but he would be more than willing to try!

Though he admits he would be "terrified" to put himself out there like that, he knows that hosting SNL is something his fans are actively lobbying for and he would game for it, if it was something exceptionally funny.

But here's the thing - he wants to be able to write it! Rob said: "I'd love to write an episode, with their [guidance]. That would be fun, but, I think that's kind of against the protocol."

We don't know. They might do it just to get you on the show. Granted, you probably wouldn't write MUCH, considering you have ZERO experience.

But to get those tousled locks to Rockefeller Center, they might make an exception!

Would U want to see R-Patz on SNL?

[Image via WENN.]

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Britney Speaks About Australian Criticism!

November 10, 2009 | 11:07 pm
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Since Britney Spears landed in Australia there has been non-stop criticism from the media about her lip-synching her show. The world responded with a collective, "DUH!"

And now the pop princess herself has something to say:

"I hear there is a lot of controversy in the media about my show. Some reporters have said they love it and some don't. I came to Australia for my fans!"

Simply stated. That's Britney for ya!

Brit Brit is gearing up to play 3 sold out shows in Melbourne starting tomorrow, but in the meantime has been taking in the sights of the city including doing some Christmas shopping.

Aussie DJ Havana Brown has been the opening act for both the European and Australian legs of the tour and she was surprised by the reaction to Britney's show in Australia:

"I think it's quite well known that she has lip-synched in the past. I don't think it's any surprise to anybody. There was nothing like that in Europe. I think everyone knew what they were in for, and I think everyone should know here as well. I'm not quite sure what the fuss is about."

And neither are we!

But it sounds like Britney doesn't give a shiz!

Good for her!

[Image via WENN.]

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Kathy Griffin Gets Canceled!

November 10, 2009 | 11:00 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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And the show didn't even air yet!

ABC decided to give Let's Dance the axe, which was set to air for a 5 week run beginning on November 23rd and hosted by Kathy Griffin!

They're replacing it with the reality show Find My Family that documents people's searches to find a long-lost relative or friend.

Let's Dance was to feature celebrities re-enacting famous dance routines.

Yeah, it sounded shiteous to us, too! But we do love us some Kathy!

Canceled before the show even airs? How D-List!

[Image via KOKOPIX / WENN.]

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Listen To This: Shut Up and Dance, Bitch!

November 10, 2009 | 10:52 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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This is some deep house shit!!!!

LOVE the vocalist!!!!

LOVE the hand claps!

And although he's using the piano to death, it really works!

Everything about this song is a big YES!

Enjoy David Guetta's Without You (below)!

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Vampire Diaries Gets Some Fresh Blood

November 10, 2009 | 10:45 pm
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What a hottie!

Sink your teeth into this fellow, ladies!

Sean Faris will be joining the cast of the hit CW show Vampire Diaries for a "juicy" multi-episode stint.

Not too much is known about the character, except that (for now) we can assume he is human, he's an ex-high school football star-turned-bartender at the local hangout and there are hints that there could be a possible romance brewing for his character and one of the female leads

Aren't all the female leads in high school, though? He seems a little old.

Then again, the main girl is dating a vampire so we guess that is not really an issue.

Fans, are U excited for the new guy?

[Image via WENN.]

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Kristin Moves In On Audrina's Man!

November 10, 2009 | 10:37 pm
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Ya know, the other one!

Who can even keep track?!

Since she's already effed (allegedly!) Justin Bobby, Kristin Cavallari has turned her man-eating yoni onto another victim, Tal Cooperman.

And, of course, Copperman is one of those many dudes who actually aimed to have Audrina's eyes roll towards the ceiling!

The pair dated last summer and although it didn't go far, we expect Kristin and Audrina to hash it out! Because what the eff else do they have to do?!

“It’s brand new. They’re having a lot of fun enjoying getting to know each other better,” said a source regarding Kristin's new relationshit. “It’s not for the show. They hit it off and have been hanging out off-camera."

Riiiight.

They don't wanna be seen! That's why they had dinner on Thursday at Nobu, partied at the ESPN bash and were spotted making out at El Lay's Voyeur.

Bring out the claws! Meow!

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Garfeild and John….

November 10, 2009 | 03:00 pm
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Garfeild and John…. the later years

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The Ugly Truth

November 10, 2009 | 05:55 pm
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Confessions of an ObamaCare Backer
A liberal explains the political calculus.
By John Cassidy

The typical argument for ObamaCare is that it will offer better medical care for everyone and cost less to do it, but occasionally a supporter lets the mask slip and reveals the real political motivation. So let's give credit to John Cassidy, part of the left-wing stable at the New Yorker, who wrote last week on its Web site that "it's important to be clear about what the reform amounts to."

Mr. Cassidy is more honest than the politicians whose dishonesty he supports. "The U.S. government is making a costly and open-ended commitment," he writes. "Let's not pretend that it isn't a big deal, or that it will be self-financing, or that it will work out exactly as planned. It won't. What is really unfolding, I suspect, is the scenario that many conservatives feared. The Obama Administration . . . is creating a new entitlement program, which, once established, will be virtually impossible to rescind."

Why are they doing it? Because, according to Mr. Cassidy, ObamaCare serves the twin goals of "making the United States a more equitable country" and furthering the Democrats' "political calculus." In other words, the purpose is to further redistribute income by putting health care further under government control, and in the process making the middle class more dependent on government. As the party of government, Democrats will benefit over the long run.

This explains why Nancy Pelosi is willing to risk the seats of so many Blue Dog Democrats by forcing such an unpopular bill through Congress on a narrow, partisan vote: You have to break a few eggs to make a permanent welfare state. As Mr. Cassidy concludes, "Putting on my amateur historian's cap, I might even claim that some subterfuge is historically necessary to get great reforms enacted."

No wonder many Americans are upset. They know they are being lied to about ObamaCare, and they know they are going to be stuck with the bill.

Printed in The Wall Street Journal, page A24
Copyright 2009 Dow Jones & Company, Inc. All Rights Reserved
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Steven Tyler is NOT Leaving Aerosmith

November 10, 2009 | 10:30 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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The band couldn't have been the same without him!

Steven Tyler appeared at the 2009 Glamour Women of the Year Awards last night and when questioned about the rumors that he was leaving Aerosmith, he replied:

"Does it look like I'm leaving Aerosmith? You know what it is, it's those people who are putting out Joe's [Perry] album. Joe's doing a solo album. So people are paying attention to that."

Steven is also working on a solo album himself, but that doesn't lead up to an Aerosmith break-up!

So that's that! Mystery solved!

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Shanna Gives An Apology To Khloe After Calling Her A Donkey! Ha!

November 10, 2009 | 10:22 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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Sort of.

Shanna Moakler recently made a less than polite comment when talking about Khloe Kardashian on The Wendy Williams Show. In what she called an "off-the-cuff statement", Shanna called Khloe a "donkey."

Uncalled for?

It took Khloe perhaps a millisecond to hee-haw Tweet out her opinions back, saying: "I have no idea who this girl is but I guess she is talking about me. Talk on honey… I can care less LOL."

Cared enough to comment on it!

Then, whether because she genuinely felt bad or feared the wrath of Kardashian, Shanna expressed her regret over the whole thing, explaining that she was just being "gossipy" and that she didn't mean to start drama:

"I feel really bad. I shouldn't have said it…I was there to talk about me being officially back as co-executive director of the Miss California Pageant, hosting the pageant this year and my new makeup line."

Funny how none of that would have been of have been mentioned in the press had you not opened with the donkey comment.

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Eastwick's Loss Could Be Betty's Gain!

November 10, 2009 | 10:15 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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With news that Rebecca Romijn's Witches Of Eastwick may soon be canned, plans are in place to use her time slot to another show's advantage.

Ugly Betty, though still a fan favorite, isn't pulling the same kind of numbers on it's new slot on Friday night. However, with the move to Wednesday nights at 10, with lead-ins like Modern Family and Cougar Town, the show just might find it's mojo again.

Plus, ABC would have a solid block of programming for the first time in a while!

The only issue that remains unresolved is where to slate the final hours of Lost when it returns in the new year. It's possible to move it to another night other than Wednesday, but will they really do that to the show in it's final season?

Ah, screw it. People will watch the stupid show even if it is on at 2 a.m.

We say forget about the damn island and focus on rescuing Betty.

Hey, maybe they could get Rebecca Romijn to come back to the show. She'll be unemployed!

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Pam Anderson's Boys Are Trailer Park Terrors

November 10, 2009 | 10:07 pm
posted by: [info]perezhilton

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Oh, they just sure look like little troublemakers, don't they?

Pamela Anderson's sons with rocker Tommy Lee, Brandon, 13, and Dylan, 11, are said to be pretty wild, causing trouble in the trailer park where they are now living with their mom.

"Boy, they're so feisty," says Pammie. "When I get home and I'm not home for a couple days, they gotta be put back in their bodies immediately. They got in trouble because my children are riding their dirt bikes through the whole trailer park, going crazy, doing flips - and everyone's concerned for their safety. And mom's like, 'Oh, they've been riding the whole weekend, they're having a blast!' I was like, 'They're not allowed to ride their dirt bikes in the trailer park!' They terrorize the neighborhood the whole time."

And not only that, but oldest son Brandon is already getting into BIG trouble at school.

Pam explains:

"My son got in trouble at school for beating somebody up. Well, not really beating somebody up. Just one of the counsellors, who's 18 or 19, made a rude comment about me to him. Brandon threw his Red Bull (drink) on him and then went after him and they had to peel him off him.

"Now I'm getting called into school. But I think when somebody says something bad about your mother, what are you supposed to do? It is hard when other kids are like, 'I've seen your mom with her clothes off!' I've tried to teach my kids I have no problem with nudity. Violence isn't good but Brandon was really upset, he was shaking and crying and looking in my eyes. It's so sad."

Yikes!

Not that we condone violence, but it actually is probably really hard to have Pam and Tommy as parents. He's 13! All his friends have probably seen them doing the nasty at this point!

Better nip their behavior in the bud now, Pammie! Or we'll be hearing a lot more about these two in a few years time!

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Hollywood Legend Warren Beatty Sues Studio Over Dick

November 10, 2009 | 10:00 pm
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Dick Tracy, that is.

Back in the eighties, Warren Beatty bought the rights to the franchise from Tribune Co, turning it into a hit film in which he starred and directed. It's been many years since any new material starring the yellow-coated crimesolver, but that may have due to a roadblock set up by Tribune.

The company is desperately seeking to grab hold of the franchise, as it might be the only thing to save them from bankruptcy. Therefore, Tribune is suggesting that Warren's hold on the detective has lapsed, since it has been so many years since a new project has been started.

But there is no screwing with Warren Beatty and he has just be given the go ahead to sue Tribune over the franchise. He contends that he attempted to bring back Dick Tracy as early as last year, but it was then that Tribune told him about the lapse.

We're not interested in seeing anything about Dick Tracy unless Madonna is in it. That's why we hope Warren prevails. We'll have a better shot that way!

Or did she die in the 1990's version? We can't remember, but we'd still rather see Warren win anyway. He's old and needs small victories!

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