Daily Twitties
December 21, 2009 | 05:30 pm
posted by:
rhonan
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and now for something completely different
December 21, 2009 | 05:29 pm
posted by:
panzerwalt
http://www.ironcircus.com/mummification
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Out In The Snow
December 22, 2009 | 01:20 am
posted by:
stockykub1973
London got hit with some snow today. I ended up having to walk part of the way to work. The bus I was on was skidding along and we all got chucked off.
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Just a little bit Troublesome- a fanfic.
December 21, 2009 | 01:13 am
Llocation: Bed.
Mood: bored
Music: When your gone.
posted by:
roseinlove12 in
doctorwho
I'm not entirely sure fanfic is allowed on this website- only having recently found it but I think I spotted one in the side bar so here I am. My writting is a bit rushed, and un-betaed, but I am rather good at writting for my age and I know how to use spell check. I do warn you though, I will cower behind my age before I know it. Feel free to hand out advice, I'd really like some but I do tend to snap when flamed. Then who doesn't? I hope some of you find enjoyment in this but just remember the third and second chapter's are better then the first before you eat me alive? Oh and Rose is more mothering and less Doctor-mad. Maia was a Time Lord, not just any Time Lord but the Master's daughter. That little fact had already made Maia's life very difficult but accidentally being sucked into the Doctor's TARDIS just before her planet exploded was crossing the bloody line! S3 AU ( Be gentle? )So she thought her actions in shoving Marliki away from her and turning around, slamming them both into the door as she had assumed it open, perfectly justified. He, however, did not. So her actions in breaking his nose for trying to kiss her again were even more justified. Maiannely feel out of broom closet, her hearts turning to ice as she realised what was happening. They were under attack from the Daleks, and this time she knew they wouldn't survive but she forced her thoughts away from that and onto her father. She could sense him near by, and why wouldn't he be it was her graduation after all. Maiannely felt him grab onto her presence as soon as she sensed him, he was fine but very worried almost scared even. It made Maiannely tremble in fear because her father was almost never scared, there had only been that one time a few months ago when the Emperor Dalek had taken hold of the Crible. "Meet me at the school gates, now!" Her father’s voice barked harshly in her mind, Maiannely sent a wave of shaky agreement into his mind. She felt a wave brief of love and affection from him before she grabbed Marliki, putting her pale almost fearful face close to his. He looked very surprised, and she knew why; Maiannely was the ice queen of the Academy. She was reckless, violent, far smarter then most and she was basically known to be fearless as no one could see behind her mask apart from her father, the Rani, Romana and Marliooh, her cousin. Anagram "You need to get out of here, when you get to the main hallway sound the alarm or I will hunt you down and rip out your lungs from your nose!" She snarled at him, her icy blue eyes maddened. Marliki looked even more terrified of her then the Daleks at the moment; it sent smugness through her hearts before she became serious. "Be careful," it was as close to a goodbye as she would give him, and he knew it so he set off to do her task with only one last, almost loving, look at her form. And Maiannly began to race to the school gates but something that neither herself nor her father had thought would happen had happened; the Daleks had gotten into her school and they were in the Great hall, where she had just entered. She had to get past them to get to the school gates, Maiannly let out a silent string of curses. The gates weren't that far from the school but also not that close either, probably why her father had picked it. She glanced at the Daleks again; luckily they hadn't seen or detected her yet, there were only six of them in front of her. Gods, she hated that number. Maiannely mentally slapped her self-across the face, she needed focus if she wanted to get out of this even slightly alive. Her shoulders slouched as she ducked behind a near by poll, her back pressed sharply into the cold marble. Her breath was surprisingly even, as she slipped a long hand into her pocket, it closed around one of her many self-made bombs. Maiannely was insane like her father, favoured him in looks and personality too, but she was her mother's daughter when it came to experiments. She had found out by mistake that her bombs worked on the Daleks, with a father as important in the war this hadn't been the first time she had been only mere miles away from Daleks or a rather messy death. Her hearts did an odd back flip in her chest, her trembling hands clutching onto the bomb's, not all of them only 7 out of the 42 she carried around. Her arm, whole body, tensed, and she pulled her arm back and hurling the bombs at the luckily unsuspecting Daleks. Unfortunately one of her bomb's went wide and smacked a marble poll with a loud bang it exploded not only the Daleks but the poll as well. Maiannely started running as fast as she could, her hearts beating widely with fear as the Hall began to crumb, she tripped and rolled down the steps harshly as the room crumbed completely making the room shake. Maiannely laid completely still at the bottom of the steps, her hearts still trying to beat out of her chest frantically, before she quickly began doing a mental check. She had a sprained wrist from the fall, loads of bruises and cuts from the hall blowing up and a few pulled muscles. She quickly jumped to her feet, almost falling back down from the pain in her legs but didn't let it stop her for long before she started running out of the school she stumbled into the school gates before she took time to look around. It was terrible, utter chaos and not in the way Maiannely liked. There was blood everywhere, making the normally light red grass the colour of her mother's hair. Bodies of fallen Time-Lords littered the floor, making her cling onto her father's still alive presence in the back of her mind. The normally calm air was littered with loud screams of pain, fear and rage, Time-Lords and the Daleks voice seemed to blend into one as her head spun. She had seen death many times before but this was....there were no words to describe what this was. She spotted a fair many of her school 'friends' dead on the blooded grass, her teachers and worst of all she spotted her mother, luckily still alive for now, but she didn't know for how long. Maiannely did love her mother but she hadn't been there, barely interested in Maiannely until the whole town was buzzing about the attack, how she had melted the Daleks. She did nothing but watch in horror as the red- she could sense it was her mother clearly- blur fell to the Daleks ray. And she never made a sound. Suddenly the screams echoed in her ears madly, not her own, her hearts were jumping out of her chest. Everything was suddenly so overwhelming, and blurry she couldn't breathe, but then she felt a hand, familiar at that, grab hers and everything become worse but she didn't scream. She followed her father, running from the chaos. She had never ran so fast in her life, she was terrified not for herself mostly for how she could just watch her mother die without a sound. It hadn't been common sense, self-preservation, it had just been cold. She hadn't cared at all. A loud bang sent her head spinning. Her ear drums felt like they were going to burst at the thought noise, what she saw as her head turned made her feel a flicker of surprise. It was the alarm; more Time-Lord soldiers would be swarming the place in moments. In the mad rush she had forgotten about her orders to Marliki. She didn't have time to think of him before she was dragged away from the battle by her father, she wanted to yell and demand what he was doing, where they were going but she knew that yelling, screaming and demanding wouldn't make him listen to her. She had learned that when she had been only 5 years old, he doted on her, adored her even, but he wasn't against punishing her for throwing tantrums. "Father, where are we going?" She asked, trying to sound calm but it came out rather panicky-y. Her long black hair was flying behind her but somehow managed to keep blocking her view of him, she couldn't really tell if he was as panicked as her. He had far better mental shields, which had encouraged her to make hers as strong as possible to keep him out of her head when she needed to and she only just managed that by the skin of her teeth. "Back to the Tardis, we're leaving. No arguments, I shouldn't have allowed you to stay for this long in the first place," his words were less elegant from panic so she didn't even try to protest. "Wouldn't they find us though, father? Daleks are patrolling the planet..." she pointed out, managing to keep pace with him. "I've got more then a few tricks up my sleeve, my dearest.” He muttered in response. It was seriously not a time to ask if he was calling her that childhood nickname, he unconsciously seemed to slip up into calling her that when he was worried or distracted by something. It didn't take them long to get to his Tardis, he had parked near the school as always. They basically had there own parking space because of the amount of times she had gotten into fights, pranked teachers and students, set something on fire or blown it up, had been disrespectful to the teachers and set a massive deadly hybrid on the school by accident, her father had loved that one. He hurried, almost gently, pushed her inside away from the loud screams that were still coming from the school and away from the Daleks. She glanced around quickly at the black inside of her father's Tardis; she decided then and there that she loved black. Maiannely watched him hurry around the console silently before she hugged him tightly from behind after he finished doing what ever he was planning. He froze for a second before twisting around and hugging her back, stroking her black hair absently. She took in a deep breath against his robes, still shaking slightly before calming down but she didn't want to let go yet, she held tighter even. He let her, hugging her tightly back. "Mother's dead..."she told him coldly, it was slightly muffled against his shoulder. He didn't even pause in stroking her hair, he didn't care at all, why would he after all. "I know." She let go a few moments after his reply. "Good." She smiled softly at him, running a hand through her hair. Her hearts singing slightly in relief that he was okay, that they were both okay but she had a terrible feeling that it wouldn't last for too long. She was right.
Something had gone wrong, Maiannely's mind obediently thought as she slowly drifted back to consciousness, when she had even passed out she did not know, her whole body felt heavy and her brain felt mucky. Worse then when she and one of her cousins had nicked that Sastus wine off of her uncle and she had waken up, sprawled in the sink, with her father screaming bloody murder at her while her cousin drooled all over the floor. She prodded her mind into a vaguely solid shape and Maia heard voices, a unknown female, rather young but older then her or she would be if she were a Time Lord, and a unknown male, who she sensed was actually a Time Lord. Maia slowly put everything together, her father had a plan which they both knew probably wasn't going to end well yet went through with it anyway, she was on a Tardis, and she sensed that too, with two unknown people. One human, one Time Lord. She couldn't sense her father at all and the only Time Lord that travelled with humans happened to be her father's worst enemy. The words; holy crap sprung to her mind quickly. The 76 year old searched for her father's presence but she found nothing but the Doctor, nobody but him, no Time Lords. It was just those two; she kept her consciousness hidden from him it would be foolish to disappear completely. She was rather lucky that living with her overprotective father had taught her brilliant mental defences. Maia decided not to dwell on what was happening for the second and to try to bring back what did happen, where her father was. He would never leave her and defiantly not with his worst enemy. It slowly, ever so slowly, came back. She could still hear the Doctor, the flower girl had confirmed her horrified guess, and -Rose? Violet? Lily? Daisy? No it was Rose- Rose talking but she only kept half her ear on that while everything else on both staying perfectly relaxed and still but most of all remembering. "Mother's dead...” "I have a plan, don't fear little one." Her father's affectionately mocking smile. His worry as the pain from her wrist suddenly knocked into her after the adrenaline faded a few minutes after they had run. The tight hug after they had reached their Tardis. Her father gently stroking her long hair. Their hands trying to keep hold of each other, as something, unsurprisingly, went wrong. The look of horror mixed with fear on her father's face as her hands slipped from his, as she fell, managing to mouth four words before it all became a blur of red, blue and white. "I'm sorry. Love you!" The pain all over her body as she hit the mental ground, a girls scream then everything had properly faded away. Her father was alive, she knew that much but he could be anywhere and he was human. He didn't, wouldn't, know her and there was no possible way for her to find him. Her hearts broke; she felt the pain break through her mental shields. She heard the Doctor suddenly stop talking, and she felt Rose panicking over him then he managed to speak; "It's her pain. I wasn't ready for her presence in my mind, so it’s got me to...” Maiannely felt the girl suddenly hug her tight, her face was pressed against the other woman's chest while she hummed soothingly in Maia's ears and, surprisingly, she felt a little better. Enough to get control of herself, Rose was still hugging her crying -when did that happen? - form tightly, rubbing her back. Maiannely opened her eyes slightly to see a rather pretty blonde, not real like Romana's, with warm, caring brown eyes. Rose looked and sensed about twenty years old, if her senses were dead on as they normally were, for all she knew they could be scrambled by her distress. She looked older then Maia, who looked only 14-15 years old. Maiannely couldn't help but like Rose almost instantly, might have liked her even better if she hadn't felt like her world had been smashed into a million pieces by a small child and then she had to pretend to be fine about it, as if it didn't kill her, because that would make the child feel better. She felt a brief shot of surprised horror when she realised she was comparing her utter agony to when one of her small cousins had broken one of her favourite toys but then her father had been able to replace the toy. (She couldn't help but remember he had looked amused when she had lunged at the same cousin a year later for accidently breaking one of the random glass balls she had managed to force her father to buy her.) "Shh, its okay.” "No, no, no it won't!" Maia screamed, losing control of her emotions. "He's dead, my daddy...” She felt Rose hold her tighter. "I know it hurts, I really do. I lost my dad too. It’ll never stop hurting but it dulls.." Rose admitted softly in her ear, even though her panic and pain Maia couldn't help but believe Rose. Her emotions and mind must be screwed up for her to believe someone that quickly, and a human at that. Her father would be appalled. That thought just made her cry harder, in a small corner of her mind she couldn't help but hate herself for being so weepy. She hadn't cried since her father had almost gotten blown up by one of the Time Lords that he had caused harm to in the past. Her father had been fine, not even a scratch on him, but the moment she had thought him dead or injured had filled her with such loss that it had knocked the breath, reason, logic, out of her. Romana had managed to restrain her from tearing the man limb from limb, and that was just barely. It was the way things worked between them. Maiannely and her father, that was. ( Be gentle? )
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What I Want For Christmas
December 21, 2009 | 07:09 pm
Mood:
angry
posted by:
aadroma
That's because I kept telling him to not spend money on me.
My dad was diagnosed with lung cancer back in 2005, a few short days before Christmas, which in turn was a day or two before my grandfather's funeral. And really, the whole season, for me, is tainted, for lack of a better word. People think of the happy music, the lights, the gifts, and for me? It's just about loss. It's about the beginnings of my family falling apart, my mother losing the will to live, and my sister torturing herself over the decisions she made with my dad's health, believing that anyone whose life decisions she made would end up dead.
I still remember getting that news, with Carl's Christmas tree being the only light in my then sparsely filled living room, feeling a myriad of emotions that continued as my father's condition worsened. It's odd; as a child, the darkness used to provide an odd amount of comfort for me, and I can't explain why, but it excited me to sit next to the heater with a blanket tossed over top, and just spending time with my family. And now, the darkness reminds me that, as time goes on, I'm becoming more alone; that my family is slowly disappearing; that what I had, I can never have again.
Someone had made a comment that people's posts on LJ have been about wants and needs, and you know what? This isn't any different. What do I want? I want to be able to disassociate loss, mourning, and pain from something that used to provide so much joy for me; I WANT to feel that happiness again. And really, that's not something that Carl nor anyone else can provide for me, and any kind of a physical gift makes for a poor substitute.
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Twitter Nation
December 21, 2009 | 08:02 pm
posted by:
dedagda
- 21:01 Its a great project with people too busy to work together to make it bigger. #
- 21:12 The grinch is amazing in terms of its simplistic animation effects yet huge storytelling. #
- 23:12 Liv Tyler is not a convincing scientist. #hulk #
- 23:17 However Dr Spaceman is hilarious. #hulk #
- 23:41 I might've watched a Def Leppard animated series 20 years ago. Does anyone younger than 30 even know Def Leppard? #
- 23:55 Dethklok or Def Leppard? #
- 03:20 Can't sleep. Punishment for doubting Def Leppard? #
- 12:02 Just opened my bill from the CPA. Wowza - the CPA wants a lot of money. #
- 12:37 oh wow - Mileycyrusnudemileycyrusnude didn't fill in the checklist form on the Zeus website this week. and we were becoming close : ( #
- 13:32 The @variants editor said I can use the real image for episose 7 and he can alter it in post. Just a warning to @variantsjoe & @schmeschme #
- 13:42 @kenlowery more like blackest night goatse #
- 13:48 I don't understand why the violence in the Texas Chainsaw comics is okay for a 13 year old but the nudity isn't. #
- 13:51 @ChaosMonkey they've settled on Vampirella. ugh. #
- 13:59 Having a run on gift cards. If you're a Zeus customer, there's a pretty good chance someone you love got you a gift card. #
- 14:00 @solipsiae yes. #
- 14:03 oh - school is out. #
- 14:05 I'm wearing a green lantern shirt and selling comics. Before you say I'm living the dream just remember I have to deal with the public. #
- 14:08 I didn't realize parking was better at the old location. Thanks. I totally would have picked a different place. #
- 14:09 @pingley yes. a blessing all round. #
- 14:19 A woman just walked out because an action figure fell of a rack when no one was near it. I'M SERIOUS. spooky. #
- 14:44 @bclaymoore I caught one Sunday. It was right after Jackie cut her hair. I swear I spent a 5 minutes wondering if Martin Short was guesting. #
- 16:21 this vegan fried rice is really good. #
- 17:42 @kenlowery I've read so many amazon purchases tweets on here that it's not surprising. Who goes to a book store anymore? #
- 17:43 spent 10 minutes chatting with someone in-store about their love of @variants. It was cool and weird at the same time. #
- 17:48 @noelgross yeppers. people are odd. #
- 17:56 @kenlowery I prefer book stores myself but then I have one kind of. #
- 18:43 Its a shame @ruckawriter's Detective isn't collected. I could sell that shit of that for Giftmas. #
- 18:46 @AronHead will check it out later tonight. #
- 18:57 People keep referencing Team Jacob and Team Edward. Was that in the books? Where did it come from? Because its driving me crazy! #
- 19:01 @charlithegreat I hear kids tormenting each other with it. #
- 19:15 Everyone pick a side! Are you a Team Barry or a Team Richard? one will die. none will survive. The universe will forever be changed. #
- 19:26 @krisstraub and there's a rogue contender in the running! #
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December 22, 2009 | 12:55 am
posted by:
blackwingbear
BOYCOTT CHASE BANK! Chase Caught Cheating in Charity Contest
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December 21, 2009 | 04:53 pm
posted by:
qweerdo
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I love me a good sausage
December 21, 2009 | 07:52 pm
posted by:
perkbear
Something special about coming home and seeing your man working on a sausage.
I have to show him where he local butchers are at. There are some great polish and Portugeuse shops around our area.
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The Nightly Kevin and Eli Watch
December 21, 2009 | 07:48 pm
posted by:
kev_bot
In the video from which this comes, Eli is asking, "Whose leg do I have to hump to get a glass of wine around here." Simultaneously, Kevin's shirt says, "We dig the pig." Yes.
This can only be construed as cuddling.
And of course, this picture, which features Eli feeding his boyfriend on the set of Top Chef.
Will somebody please write me some slash, please!? And by "slash" I mean "true accounts of how Ke-li fornicate." THANK YOU!!!
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(no subject)
December 21, 2009 | 06:40 pm
posted by:
andrewhime
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December 21, 2009 | 07:40 pm
posted by:
prettydonut in
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Examples:
( We're off to see the wizard )
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And Today...
December 21, 2009 | 04:34 pm
Mood:
sanguine
posted by:
cheesentoast
Ya know the difference between cats and dogs? Keep kicking a cat and they don't come back.
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Christmassy (III)
December 22, 2009 | 12:31 am
Mood:
sleepy
posted by:
keith_london
Nativity scene: "In 2005 Tomoaki Suzuki was commissioned to produce the nativity at Trafalgar Square which will be re-erected annually. On loan from St Martin in the Fields, the church which stands on the edges of Trafalgar Square itself, the nativity scene consists of several large wooden figures, inspired by people and cultures from around the world, including the crib and the model of the baby Jesus. The church holds its own service for the dedication of the crib before the model in place in Trafalgar Square."
( Read more... )
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Books and things
December 21, 2009 | 07:25 pm
posted by:
johnnieg78
"If you go home with someone and they don't have books - don't fuck them!" - John Waters
I watched John Waters' This Filthy World today and The Perverts Guide to Movies Pt 3. Both were really good.
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Hot Day 88
December 21, 2009 | 06:12 pm
posted by:
usmc75
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Bleeding
December 21, 2009 | 06:12 pm
posted by:
usmc75
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am
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December 21, 2009 | 06:45 pm
posted by:
aerynmoo in
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health care fiasco
December 21, 2009 | 04:05 pm
posted by:
philbutrin
Here's a quick breakdown of major health insurance company stock performance from Oct. 27 [when Lieberman said he'd filibuster the public option] to Friday's market close:
Coventry Health Care, Inc. is up 31.6 percent;
CIGNA Corp. is up 29.1 percent;
Aetna Inc. is up 27.1 percent;
WellPoint, Inc. is up 26.6 percent;
UnitedHealth Group Inc. is up 20.5 percent;
And Humana Inc. is up 13.6 percent.
during that same time, the dow jones is up 2.3% and the nasdaq is up 1.4%.
just in case you were wondering who won the health care battle...
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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Review (Part 1 of 7)
December 21, 2009 | 06:03 pm
posted by:
roundnfurry
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David Bowie New Year's Eve at Odd Fellows
December 21, 2009 | 11:49 pm
posted by:
capitolhillsea

We'll have a more comprehensive rundown of Capitol Hill New Year's Eve highlights and, heck, we still have Christmas to get through, but thought you might want time to get your outfit planned for this one. Lifelong AIDS Alliance is a hosting a benefit masquerade ball with a David Bowie theme.
"As the World Falls Down," a Labyrinth masquerade ball and benefit, will take over Odd Fellows West Hall for a Capitol Hill countdown and celebration of the year behind and the future ahead. It's spendy -- tickets are $125 -- but you get everything you need to celebrate the night. Except your David Bowie outfit. And your Iman. You need to come up with those yourself.
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December 21, 2009 | 05:58 pm
posted by:
bearlaw1968
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December 21, 2009 | 05:49 pm
posted by:
bearlaw1968
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Thank you, Montgomery County Circuit Court
December 21, 2009 | 06:47 pm
Llocation: US, Maryland, Montgomery, Forest Glen, Georgia Ave, 9775
posted by:
slothel
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Merry X-mas everybody!
December 21, 2009 | 05:38 pm
Mood:
mischievous
posted by:
shadowolf1970

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From The Vault: Cross the Blazing Bridge of Fire!
December 21, 2009 | 03:05 pm
posted by:
wilwheaton
Did you know that I used to write a weekly column called The Games of Our Lives for The AV Club? It was about classic arcade (and occasionally console) video games that were just far enough off the mainstream radar for Gen Xers to realize that they remembered playing or seeing them, even if they hadn't thought about them since the 80s.
I worked very hard to keep it funny, nostalgic, and even a little informative. Though I didn't always come up with heartbreaking works of staggering genius, I'm really happy with about 95% of the columns I turned in ... like this one for Satan's Hollow:
The flyer from Bally advertises "The hot new battle game that dares you to cross the blazing Bridge of Fire to do battle with the Master of Darkness-Satan of the Hollow!" After languishing for years in the obscurity of role-playing games, Satan finally crossed into the mainstream of arcades everywhere. Parents panicked as kids eagerly coughed up pocketfuls of quarters to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Gameplay: It's 1982, so of course you have to enter Satan's Hollow in a spaceship. To pull this off, you build a bridge across a river of fire by picking up pieces from the left side of the screen and dropping them onto the right side of the screen. You have a shield that will protect you (for about .08 seconds) from the gargoyles and demons dropping World War II-style bombs. When the bridge is completed, you cross into the game's eponymous locale and face down Satan himself. If you avoid his magic pitchforks and destroy him, you won't save mankind from eternal damnation, but you will earn bonus points and an extra laser blaster for your space ship.
Before you complain that none of this makes sense, please remember that the number-one song of 1982 was "Centerfold" by J. Geils Band, and the number-one film was Tootsie.
Could be mistaken for: Galaxian, Dark Tower, Phoenix
Kids today may not like it because: Satan looks more like a sea monkey than like the Prince Of Darkness.
Kids today may like it because: Freaking your parents out because you're playing a game with Satan in it is always cool, whether it's 1982 or 2005.
Enduring contribution to gaming history: Doom wouldn't have been able to take players right into Hell in 1993 if Satan's Hollow hadn't opened the portal 11 years earlier.
Every column had a different byline, which I tried very hard to make some kind of clever "nobody's going to get this, except for those few people who do and totally love it" joke:
.mraf ynnuf eht, notaehW liW ot seilper rouy dnes esaelP .egassem terces eht dnuof ev'uoY !snoitalutargnoC
See what I did there? It's a game with SATAN in the title, so I put at BACKWARDS MESSAGE in the column. Ha! Ha! Ha! I am using the Internet!
I loved doing this column, and deliberately retired it while it was still going strong, so it didn't turn into [Pick some series that should have ended years ago while it was still funny. This is not a placeholder note to myself, it's a free option for you, dear reader. Merry Christmas.]
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I want the job of the guy who writes on the screen with the yellow pen.
December 21, 2009 | 03:33 pm
posted by:
teh_dirty_robot

I should probably have a jersey or a team shirt or something other than this child-size Judas jersey for watching games in public. Brett Favre, you continue to complicate my life!
Anne is a big Steeler fan and we wondered if we could watch the game without it ending in a shirt-tearing sexy mud-wrestling match.

I'm proud to announce that we both remained adults throughout the course of the very close game, unlike one Bar Douchebag who clearly felt that the players could hear his shouts of "MOVE IT,FATASS!"
I took a picture of him, and I don't know whether it's slowness on the part of Flickr or AT&T, but none of the photos I've texted to my account today have arrived which is really putting a serious cramp in my post-a-thon. I HAVE SO MUCH TO GIVE. Like this, the job I am completely and totally qualified for:

After the game (sniff), we went to Laughs for their cookie exchange/white elephant/christmas party. Jim covered me, cookie-wise (everyone was supposed to bring two dozen, and I was otherwise indisposed on Saturday) and that's good since even though the idea was people were supposed to go home with about the same number of cookies they came with, a couple of people practically Hoovered up the tables and I would be POd if I had invested baking time for zero returns. Not that I need two dozen cookies hanging around Casa Dildarian, I'm really just standing on principle and shouting "MOVE IT, FATASS!"
For my white elephant gift, I decided that it was time to pass on my magic presidental plate investment as it had appreciated just about as much as it was going to in my safe-deposit closet, and something as gold as this was meant to be treasured by more than one person. The little girl who opened it clearly realized it was a magic plate and spent the remainder of the evening with it clasped to her chest in a ferocious hug. In exchange for the magic plate, I got some cocoa, which means there's one less item I have to drag home from the grocery store. Everyone wins!
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Telephone company woes
December 22, 2009 | 12:29 pm
Music: Shakaya - Give Me Your Name | Powered by Last.fm
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HOLIDAYS & BIRTHDAYS
December 21, 2009 | 03:19 pm
posted by:
e_ticket
Planning a staycation and lining up an ton stuff do do around the house -- trying to start the new decade on the right foot with some cleaning up, throwing out some junk, donating some old clothes, digitizing old photos and videos to clear up shelf space, that sort of thing. I'm also seriously considering claiming email bankruptcy for the thousands of emails in my personal inbox that I've left unattended to -- some go back *years*, and at this point, I may just wipe the slate clean and start the decade unencumbered.
Then, I have to plan my birthday. It's my 40th, coming up on the 10th of January.
We're tentatively putting together some sort of party that weekend, most likely on Sunday the 10th -- but we may move it to later in the month for scheduling reasons. More about that later.
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December 21, 2009 | 11:16 pm
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From the Vault: The Fires of Mordor
December 21, 2009 | 10:54 am
posted by:
wilwheaton
Yesterday, I decided that I'd reach into The Vault a few times this week, and reprint some holiday-related posts.
While I combed through the WWdN archives, I came across this post, which I haven't thought about pretty much since I wrote it. It has nothing to do with the holidays, but I still like it. I'm reprinting it today so I can remember a time when I didn't feel so self conscious about my writing, could totally lose myself in a moment, and do my very best to fearlessly capture it in words.
We are under partly cloudy skies today here in Pasadena. All day long, the blue sky has been brilliant and beautiful. The few clouds that dot the sky are small and fluffy, blown at incredible speeds by the high altitude winds, and illuminated to a magnificently bright white by the sun.
About 20 minutes ago, the sun began to set, and I watched as it put silver linings behind cloud after cloud as it sank into the west. Shortly after the horizon took it away for another day, the sun did an amazing thing: it illuminated the only cloud in the sky, a monstrous one — several thousand feet cross, at least — which hung over my house. The cloud acted as a giant reflector, bouncing yellow, then orange, then red light down upon my neighborhood.
At first, the yellow light was beautiful, bringing out a brilliance in the lawns and leaves seldom seen in winter. Then, the orange light became a little creepy, casting the same muted color as sunlight filtered through the smoke of a brushfire.
When the light turned red, though, it was positively scary. The red glow that it washed over the Earth was straight out of the fires of Mount Doom.
As the light turned from orange to red, my mom called me, and asked me if it looked like the world was coming to an end over my house, too. I laughed, and told her that it did.
Then a Ring Wraith knocked on my door, and I politely hung up the phone.
Remember when Lord of the Rings ruled the world with a power and inevitability challenged and equalled only by frozen yogurt shops in the 80s? Those were some magical days, Precioussss. We loves them.
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STOP ACTING LIKE A MINORITY
December 21, 2009 | 05:39 pm
posted by:
hirolin in
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Phil Ford answers questions in Examiner interview conclusion
December 21, 2009 | 02:39 pm
posted by:
themaster4ever in
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http://ln2.us/c9bfd1
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Advanced Sleeping Techniques
December 21, 2009 | 09:17 pm
posted by:
cuteoverload
Once you are comfortable with basic sleeping, you may wish to move on to more difficult positions, as demonstrated here by Dizzy the Frenchie. Caution: Dizzy is a professional; do not attempt these maneuvers without training and supervision.
First, the “Frog Leg Layabout”:

And now, the difficult but elegant “Double Cross”:

From Team Dizzy: Photographer/Sender-inner: Carolyn M., Owner/Trainer: Erin C.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pups
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day 9 of my 12 days of cookies: white chocolate cranberry cookies
December 20, 2009 | 09:07 pm
posted by:
gotyellowcard in
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Gin & (Cranberry) Juice
December 21, 2009 | 02:03 pm
posted by:
_buenavista in
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This is a great holiday drink. It's bright, festive, and impressive. The cranberry syrup is a perfect addition to the simplicity of gin and soda. I prefer gin over vodka because I find that it doesn't taste as strongly as vodka does, and I also find that cheap gin is less noticeable than cheap vodka, haha. I gave this to gin and non-gin drinkers alike, and everyone seemed to like the drink very much. It's sweet, but not overwhelmingly so by any means, and the extra cranberries in the syrup pop in your mouth when you bite down on one. The whole drink is pretty simple to make, too, and you can make the syrup a day or two in advance. It's great to have in a pitcher for a party or a small get together. Recipe after the cut or on my blog at The Crepes of Wrath.
( Gin & (Cranberry) Juice )
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It's almost Christmas...
December 21, 2009 | 05:17 pm
Mood: Christmasy
posted by:
newtonbehr
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Improbable Movie Trading Cards
December 21, 2009 | 02:16 pm
posted by:
teh_dirty_robot
I decided to take The Cowboy's idea and run with it and make a LOT more and print them out on sticker paper. 100% of the credit for everything goes to him, I am just a copy-pasta girl.


( The rest under the cut. )
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Ewe Better Craft!
December 21, 2009 | 03:59 pm
Mood:
Headachy
posted by:
rhondarubin
Here are some facts of my life:
- I'm married to an artist/photographer.
- Some of our closest friends are published authors.
- I write technical documentation for a living.
- Every Friday night has become Craft Night at the Compound.
One night, in a fit of boredom, and because my phone's battery was dying, I decided to bring on the apocalypse by attempting to knit. Lindsey was all kinds of supportive. For every, "Oh shit! What'd I do here?" She'd just calmly say, "Keep going. You're learning. It'll get better."
If "It'll get better" is defined as "start with 15 stitches cast on and magically wind up with about 50, thus creating something that looks like a holey G-string gone askew," then yes, it got better. I gave up when the yarn completely rebelled and refused to loop. At all.
Attempt #2, using the same amount of yarn as Attempt #1.
This one is still in progress and isn't going too badly. It's vaguely scarf-like in appearance and only has a couple of dropped stitches. I plan to tell people it was knitted by the same talented 10 year old who made the bear.
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This 'n That
December 21, 2009 | 04:59 pm
Mood:
bored
posted by:
roina_arwen
At least most of the time the caller makes the message brief, so that's something. Then I type it up in an email and send it to the appropriate person so I don't have to worry about losing the little pieces of message pad paper. :)
BossMan has been out of the office today, so I've been working as little as possible, while still getting things done, LOL. I emailed BossMan (he checks emails on his phone pretty often) to see if I can leave half an hour early (ie: right about now).
Knight and I are going to see Avatar this evening at 6:30. It's a 3 hour movie, so that's why we're going to the earliest show we can get to, since he has to work later tonight.
I have quite a lot of gifts to wrap at some point in the next day or two, so that'll keep me busy. At least the tree is up and decorated, and the stockings have been hung by the chimney with care (and with hooks, since they hold more than care does). We just have to add gifts under the tree and we'll be ready for St. Nick!
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December 21, 2009 | 01:58 pm
posted by:
scearley
Shut up.
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CHS Get Well Soon Card
December 21, 2009 | 08:29 pm
posted by:
capitolhillsea
A brief note to send out our love and best wishes to an important member of the Capitol Hill community. Andrew Taylor, a cancer researcher, community leader in the Miller Park Neighborhood and frequent contributor to CHS and the Central District News, has been relatively quiet these past few weeks as he has been attending to the sudden illness of his wife, Meg Holmes. Meg is back at home, Andrew tells us. We wish her a speedy recovery and both of them a happy holiday.
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The Antici ... pation
December 21, 2009 | 04:48 pm
posted by:
kev_bot
The other, much much longer, verges on lunatic solipsism. It's going to be massive, and I really hope you're all around when the dust settles. But hey, what's an online journal but an excuse to wade through narcissism and solipsism? Nothing, that's what.
Until later (tonight? Tomorrow?) I leave you with my new icon. I've titled it "Bromance," and feel free to borrow it for your own nefarious purposes. Mmmmm nefarious.
It's a GOOD DAY!!!
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It could have been a big deal...
December 21, 2009 | 03:41 pm
posted by:
spikejrt
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more like Abyssmal amirite
December 21, 2009 | 01:37 pm
posted by:
jpeace
Things happen...
Ed Harris disables the stolen nuke, unintentionally saving the underwater alien city
The aliens suck him up, dry him off, and cryptically repeat his intercepted text message to wifey: "LOVE YOU WIFE"
Alien spaceship lifts up, snatches the oil rig, and everyone finds themselves miraculously standing on a floating alien ship, reunited with Ed Harris
Hug, kiss, the end.
Okay, it's kind of a weird and unfulfilling ending but at least we were spared the usual blatant on-the-nose James Cameron exposition, right? He knows how to show restraint, right??
WRONGOOOOOOOOOO
Boyfriend and I watched the director's cut this weekend. Here's how it went down before James C. came to his senses and lopped out ten horrendous minutes.
At the beginning, the nuclear submarine crash torches off a USA/USSR conflict that threatens to go nuclear...
The armageddon clock is set to 11:59... Cue breathless news reports about the end of the world, along with man-on-the-street interviews about living in a cloud of despair...
>>> INSERT TWO HOURS OF MOVIE HERE WHERE THE IMMINENT WORLD WAR 3 IS NEVER MENTIONED <<<
Then: Ed Harris disables the stolen nuke, unintentionally saving the underwater alien city, "dies", then all of a sudden we go to the surface..
WHERE GIANT TIDAL WAVES RISE UP TO DESTROY THE WORLD
And horrible matte shots of thousand foot waves hang over NYC and San Fran
And then five minutes of crowd reaction shots and screaming and chaos
THEN THE WAVES GO AWAY!!
Then everyone applauds and hugs and sings.
(This is not a joke.)
Cut to Ed Harris, who gets sumped up by the aliens and dried off. They play the tidal wave scene for him on their alien water-television. He asks them why they'd threaten to destroy humanity. Cue a CLIP SHOW OF AUSCHWITZ, VIETNAM, NUCLEAR WEAPONS, MURDER, MAYHEM, MARCHING NAZIS, ETC. Then a page of text messages from the aliens telling humanity that we have to get along because it's time for peace and how dare you be such an unruly hateful species and and and...
No, seriously.
Then he asks them why they decided to spare humanity. They replay his intercepted text messages: "I KNEW THIS WAS A ONE WAY TRIP" and "LOVE YOU WIFEY".
Get it? Ed Harris' heroic selflessness and love for Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio convinced the aliens to spare all of mankind.
Cut to unfunny jackoff Chris Elliott sassing a military general: "Guess you're out of a job now!"
Military general: >:( *mope*
...
It. is. terrible. But as a bonus you do get about 15 more minutes of character interactions which play wonderfully. Everyone's favorite black lezzie chickypoo gets eight awesome lines, approximately seven more than she had in the original cut.
"Hi Lindsey!" *GAG*

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December 21, 2009 | 01:36 pm
posted by:
scearley
http://www.amazon.com/Control-Chris
Now you have.
You're welcome.
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(no subject)
December 21, 2009 | 09:29 pm
posted by:
sultmhoor
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December 21, 2009 | 09:28 pm
posted by:
chl1980 in
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December 21, 2009 | 01:27 pm
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nichbchsr


